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Joke of the Day

"Little Johnny Johnny was a chemist's son, but Johnny is no more. For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4."

"The year 4542, artifacts are discovered from our once flourishing civilization. ""Looks like they worshiped apples."" said one archeologist."

"Single life might be lonely, but at least I'm always with my favorite person"

"I was suspicious that big multinational chemical corporation was up to no good, but then I saw that green cartoon leaf in its logo. Whew!"

"What is Doctor Who's favorite snack? Pop-Tardis"

"Killing spiders is easy and fulfilling if you imagine them whispering ""You look fat in those pants""."

"I wasn't going to get a brain transplant... But then I changed my mind"

"Did I tell you I'm joining a gym in Gainesborough? Because I'm all about those gains bro"

"What does a deaf woman say to a premature ejaculator? Come again?"

"What has 132 legs and 8 teeth? The front row of a garth brooks concert."