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Joke of the Day

"Little Johnny Johnny was a chemist's son, but Johnny is no more. For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4."

"What do you call two Caucasian fellows in a box? Saltines."

"Why dont arabs have drivers and sex ed on the same day The camels would get to tired"

"What did the Buffalo say to his son that was leaving for College? Bison"

"I judge the strength of the economy based on what type of candy people hand out on Halloween."

"A chinese man goes to the eye doctor... The doctor says ""You have cataract. "" and the chinese guy says ""No, I have a rinkin continental."""

"The whole world loves the dairy-farmer Saudi Prince. He's brown-skinned, sweet, great with kids but drinks Old English 800 all day... ... but hey, everyone loves a chocolate malted milk sheik!"

"Take something someone says, then perceive it in every terrible way imaginable POOF you're a woman."

"I asked Santa for a Frisbee when I was a kid.... But I was an only child, so he gave me a boomerang."

"The good news is I'm pretty much who I say I am. The bad news is I'm pretty much who I say I am."