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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the dispensary that was selling suppositories? It turns out they were just blowing smoke up everyone's ass."

"Why do lawyers like women with large tits and tight pussies? Because they have big mouths and little dicks."

"New drugs? Look them up on trip advisor!!"

"My neighbour finally confronted me about clothes missing from her washing line. I nearly shit her pants."

"When suffering from insomnia I either count sheep or ask my GF how her day was."

"I'd never be on a reality show, but only because I wouldn't want my mom to see the faces I make when I'm talking to her on the phone."

"Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay?"

"What's red and black and screaming all over? Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron."

"Why do birch trees only have daughters? Cuz they kill the male birch trees. Nobody likes those sons of birches."

"I was datin' this girl from Eaton or was it eating this girl from Dayton?"