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Joke of the Day

"Welcome to Psychic Abilities 101. Today's class was just rescheduled for tomorrow. If you're here now, you failed."

"What did the polite gay man say to the other man when he left the bar? Please allow me to push in your stool sir."

"What's the best way to prepare baby food? Shake'n bake."

"How did the orphans in Oliver Twist communicate with each other? Through *more*se code!"

"What rhymes with computer? No it doesn't..."

"Mom said angels are watching over me I'm just afraid they're taking notes to make sure I go to hell."

"So I taught my Grandad how to use skype ... Only problem is, I can never tell if it's just buffering or if he's having a stroke."

"My friend said she likes Nickleback"

"What do you call it when you rape a girl and cum on her chest? A Cosby Sweater"

"Take it Like a Man ""Take it like a man"" is a phrase that means something completely different if one is hit in the crotch."