202221

Joke of the Day

"What did the doughnut say to the cop? Don't glaze me, bro"

"Bigger Breasts Wife: ""How can I make my breasts bigger?"" Husband: ""Just rub toilet paper between them"" Wife: ""Why would that work?"" Husband: ""It worked on your butt"""

"Why is Caitlyn Jenner so skinny? Because the FDA just banned trans fats."

"I had a near miss on my a flight to Thailand. Well a pre-op Transsexual."

"What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint."

"Watched a porno today of only people with extra chromosomes It's called ""Down to Fuck?"""

"Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except one... He's never gonna give you Up"

"I saw this advert in a window that said: ""Television for sale, 1, volume stuck on full."" I thought..... ""I can't turn that down."""

"Why hasn't anyone seen or recorded humpback whales having sex? They like it deep."

"Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night? He was trying to find a cure for insomnia."