202221
Joke of the Day
"What did the doughnut say to the cop? Don't glaze me, bro"
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"Why do blonde girls have bruises on their belly buttons? Because blonde guys are stupid too!"
"What do vegetarians masturbate to? Quornography."
"What kind of key gets shit done? A do key."
"I wanted to eat Nicki Minaj's sugary sweet ass like a cupcake... But all I got was an anal cavity :("
"Playing dead for the alarm clock doesn't seem to be working"
"What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl? ""Just flush it like everybody else does."""
"What did the scientist say at the bar? I'd like some H20 please."
"Remember to practise safe phone sex. You don't want to risk getting hearing AIDS."
"What OS does an atheist run on their computer? Fedora. [For Linux n00bs](https://getfedora.org/)"