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Joke of the Day

"How does Darth Vader manage to eat through that mask? He's Force fed"

"Who's great at math, but always tells lies? Fibonacci"

"Today I saw two little kids fighting. As the only adult nearby, I had to step in. Those kids didn't stand a chance."

"Hard work is simply the refuge of people who have nothing whatever to do."

"Being a vegetarian is a missed steak. That's the joke. Now, fuck off!"

"Your girlfriend is imaginary... Nope, she's real. She just hasn't arrived yet."

"A trip to the barbers... That'll put hairs on your chest."

"A police officer called my attention He asked why I have red eyes.......Now we both have sore eyes"

"You should be able to make your GPS call you a code name. ""Bobcat, in 3.1 miles turn left"" ""Recalculating, Bobcat, you're going rogue."""

"I think im gonna be a comedian Coz my life is a joke :"")"