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Joke of the Day

"A trip to the barbers... That'll put hairs on your chest."

"What's Imperial Britain's favorite game? Clash of Clans"

"What is ET short for? Cos he's only got little legs"

"I've always wanted to get in an accident with someone who has the same exact car as me. MY NECK HURTS! WHO GIVES A FUCK THIS IS COOL!"

"Yeah, did you hear about the really chatty snake gynecologist? Well, he was good at his job, but I just couldn't stand how he kept sticking his head in my business."

"Whats a trilby clad, neck bearded gentlemen's favorite color?"

"My parents once sent me abroad for the summer I didn't learn a thing from her."

"Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do? - A: Light mouse work."

"What do near-sighted gynecologists and little puppies have in common? A wet nose"

"You're 16 and miss the 90's? Yeah, I'm sure those were the best 3 years of your life. Shitting in your pants and eating crayons."