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Joke of the Day
"TIL ninjas only have sex in the dark... That way you can't see them coming."
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"What you shouldnt answer when a parent asks you what to do if their baby wont stop crying I dont know, just foogle it"
"At school today, the teacher pointed to me with a ruler, The teacher said ""There is in idiot at the end of this ruler!"" So i asked ""Which end?"""
"Anytime I see a tweet in a different language, I read it as ""Oo ee Oo ah ah, ting tang walla walla bing bang."""
"What do you call a man who is attracted to black guys? A homiesexual!"
"When Copernicus said the Earth goes around the sun I don't think he appreciated the gravity of the situation. Science. History. Punnery."
"Don't ever compete against Heinz... You're always going to play catch up."
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Tripping... J.K. Rowling"
"I work with some really great people. They're reliable, they're honest and they never cause any problems. I don't fit in at all."
"Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics Even if you win, you're still retarded."