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Joke of the Day
"""Hey pregnant, I'm dad"" .... .... .... ..... ""Oh god wait."""
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"What insect can be spelled with just one letter? Bee."
"What do people typically get at Whole Foods? Ripped off."
"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field! :p"
"So a termite walks into a bar and asks ""Is the bar tender here?"""
"If an ant smells bad, what is it called? De-Oder-Ant"
"Police: Cover me Rookie: ok [pulls out guitar] Every little thing she does is magic"
"What's the best thing about sleeping with twenty two year old's? There is twenty of them."
"What do you call a group of girls all named Paige? A chapter."
"[angrily taking off banana suit] ""Why didn't you tell me we were going to a funeral"""