201318

Joke of the Day

"Hell hath no fury like a woman who just said ""seriously?"" after a comment you made during an argument."

"Hey, courtroom artists. If you think the guy sounds guilty, draw an eye patch or scar. This isn't photography."

"A kleptomaniac goes to see her doctor. She says, ""Doctor, my condition has worsened. Is there anything I can take?"""

"Last week, I told my grandpa that Amazon is the best place for Christmas shopping. He just called me from Brazil."

"The NBA is like a box of crayons... they don't use the white ones."

"What is the difference between an epileptic oyster farmer and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks while he fits and the other one...."

"Detective: Where were you on the night- Me: Twitter Detective: Between the hour- Me: Twitter Detective: I wasn't fini- Me: Twitter"

"A man who is infatuated with soil... has a dirty fetish."

"What's the difference between Boy Scouts and Jews? Boy Scouts come back from their camps."

"Q: What did the skunk use to contact his girlfriend? A: His smellular phone!"