201318

Joke of the Day

"Hell hath no fury like a woman who just said ""seriously?"" after a comment you made during an argument."

"what do you call a bear without an ear? **B**"

"1,3,7,9 Were murdered last night What are the odds of that happening?"

"What do you call a black guy who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!"

"Did you hear about that fire at the circus?! I heard it was in tents!"

"What did the bully say when he threw Michael J. Fox out of a 10 story window? Marty Mc. FLyyyyyyyyy!"

"Have you heard of that movie Gravity? I heard it was... full of suspense"

"Twat did you say? I cunt hear you - scum again."

"An African athlete has been banned from the Commonwealth Games after testing positive to a performance enhancing substance.' ....Food."

"Censorship [removed]"