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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend's father asked me what I do... Apparently, ""your daughter"" was not the answer he wanted to hear."

"Why are elevator jokes so funny? Because they work on so many levels"

"What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Association"

"What does Verizon wireless and abortion clinics have in common? They both have early termination fees"

"What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common? They were both catchers for the Padres."

"Don't you hate that feeling when you close your eyes to apply shampoo, and get paranoid that someone will kill you in the shower."

"While driving, I hit a car driven by a little person. He ran up to me and said ""Hey asshole! I'm not happy!"", to which I replied.... ....""So which one *are* you then? """

" Cat and tree a"

"What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? The golfer goes: thwack.... ""Oh fuck""."

"Jokerino Why did the tire pop? Because it retired."