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Joke of the Day

"What's the mass of a large chunk of tree? 10g"

"Saw a friend really drunk last night so I took his car keys from him. Felt good, he was so drunk I doubt he remembers who stole his car"

"At my job interview today the Boss said, ""You're shaking, don't be so nervous."" So I told him, ""Oh, I'm not nervous, I'm an alcoholic."""

"Hey guys I found an iPhone 6s If it's yours contact me. I still need the charger!"

"Knock knock. - Who's there? - I eat mop. - I eat mop who?"

"Where do you get 'Extra Virgin' olive oil? Really ugly olives."

"In the Super Mario Bros movie, instead of a gag reel, did they have... bloopers?"

"Why did Jesus stop playing Hockey? He just kept getting nailed to the boards. Sorry too anyone offended, but come on, why are you here if you get offended. PS, Sorry Jesus, its funny!"

"What's the best side of the house to build a deck on? The outside"

"What do you call a sketchy place in Italy? The ""spaghetto"""