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Joke of the Day
"What do you tell a Hockey player messing up with you... ... Stop pucking around"
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"What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party? She puts her top back on and leaves."
"What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? Shoot him again."
"What are some good ""hate on America"" jokes from other countries? Try your best to offend me! I want something to make me go fuck, that was good."
"Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupt... MOOOOOOOO!! (Kids seem to love this one)"
"What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain !"
"How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you."
"What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink? Serving dual porpoises!"
"Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween? Galapaghost Islands."
"""This ice bucket challenge is really contributing to California's drought"" I said as i skipped into Raging Waters"