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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock Who's there? A broken Pencil. A broken Pencil who? ..... Never mind its pointless"

"Just been on bigbustycoons.com Damn, those guys have really good bus companies."

"A knock-knock joke for identical twins Knock Knock Who's there? Who's. Who's who? I'm Andrew and that's Anthony."

"The cannabis industry... It's a growing market."

"I know one song that won't be popular in gay clubs anymore. Murder on the Dance Floor."

"Who has the best male employees? The porn industry, because they're always hard at work. I'll escort myself out.."

"What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders? He quit running."

"I got arrested for feeding homeless people on the streets the other day... And to top it off, the cops took away my potato gun."

"Keep yelling ""dance!"" and shooting at my feet, tough guy. I studied tap for 9 years and you're going to look like an idiot."

"I have submitted 10 jokes now trying to reach the front page... no pun in ten did."