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Joke of the Day

"Guy tells his doctor ""Every time I look in the mirror, I get an erection."" Doc says "" That's because you look like a pussy"""

"Did you hear the one about the man with a big procrastination problem? Eh, I'll tell you later."

"What's the difference between a fridge and a vagina? A fridge doesn't fart when you take out the meat."

"what is a 4 person rock group that doesn't play music mount rushmore"

"Canadian light beers are like having sex on the beach. It's fucking close to water."

"I will put you in your place. -me to everything because OCD"

"How can you tell if a duck has soul? If it's bill withers!"

"Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The flight attendant looks at them and says, ""I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."""

"What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? Beef strokin' off.(NSFW)"

"I bet a zombie would be really, really disappointed to find out a ""brainstorm"" is not really a storm of brains."