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Joke of the Day
"I got a new vacuum that sucks so much, it was directed by M. Night Shamalayan"
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"Why the plus or minus on the pregnancy test, ept? How about a simple yes or no and we'll decide if that's positive or negative."
"I can't be bothered with trivial details. Like facts."
"How does every racist joke start? *Looks around the immediate area*"
"""please human with me"" - bear"
"Why did the woman turn to her husband and say ""now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?"" She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs."
"If you set someone free, love them. Wait I mean, if you love someone for free, set them. That doesn't make sense. Forget it."
"Note down the number please. A person was riding on a horse, He Jumped the red light, a cop whistles' person lifts the tail of horse and says, ""Note down the number please."""
"I don't know what's more disturbing? My son reading a billboard that says ""LIVE NUDE GIRLS"" or him asking if there's dead ones."
"If you are reading this you are probably not blind."