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Joke of the Day
"I got a new vacuum that sucks so much, it was directed by M. Night Shamalayan"
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"Average jokes don't end how you think they... Median"
"I know 25 letters of the alphabet really well... ...I don't know why."
"Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!"
"Sorry you handed me your baby and I immediately put it in the garbage I thought that's what we were doing."
"Why is food better than men? Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds."
"My daughter asked me to tell her a joke this morning. What is a cow's favorite animal? A Moooose."
"Nice guys don't finish last.. They finish alone in the shower."
"What's a slave's favorite type of music? House"
"When dealing with the police it's important to always remain calm and be white."