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Joke of the Day

"What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her? Namaste here"

"What's big, green and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table."

"When angered, the female can text message at speeds of up to 1,600 words per minute."

"How does it feel to be a famous rock-and-roll musician? Fan-fucking-tastic!"

"What do you with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the Rhino."

"AKA What's another word for Italian cologne? Garlic"

"Kim Kardashian compared getting through her divorce was like beating cancer. Except cancer is real. She should compare her stupidity to it."

"How many Chauvinists does it take to Change a Lightbulb? None, because chauvinists can't change anything."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the approaching feminist."

"didja hear about the new LGBT libretto for Wagner's Der Ring des Nibelungen? The character Brunehilde is now named Brucehilde."