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Joke of the Day

"TOA! The Transvestites of America want to wish everyone a happy holiday season, remember to eat, drink, and be Mary."

"I could lose 120 pounds in less than a week, but apparently there's some kind of silly NewYork law against killing your ex."

"A guy walks into a bar.... ...holding a set of jumper cables and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says ""okay, I'll serve you, but don't you start anything!"""

"Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch? Because it's still dressing."

"Too late to hunt buffalo, too early to fight robots, what a dickless generation I was born into."

"If Apple has taught me anything, it's wait to see the ""Steve Jobs"" movie until they release a second version."

"Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock? So he could wake up inside."

"I haven't seen an Ice Bucket Challenge video in about a week. Did we cure ALS?"

"Impractical Joke: Replace my girlfriends house cat's with mountain lions so she think's she is shrinking."

"Bad joke I made but thought it was clever in 4th grade What do you get when you slice ice cream? Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now..."