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Joke of the Day

"If Apple has taught me anything, it's wait to see the ""Steve Jobs"" movie until they release a second version."

"French rifle for sale. Never fired. Dropped twice."

"I like my coffee like I like my women... Cold and bitter."

"I like my women like I like my calzones Somewhat crusty on the outer part and really gooey and cheesy on the inner part."

"What is the best method of separating juice? by concentration."

"What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey , dewey and louie? Duck tapes"

"Why does China have such a large population??? Because their condoms were Made in China."

"Dude, did you hear Willy Nelson's gone..? Yeah..he's on the road again."

"Mom holding crying baby: He just needs to be changed. Me: Yeah hopefully into a puppy or something quieter."

"Why was the lobster upset? Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!"