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Joke of the Day
"Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch? Because it's still dressing."
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"What do you call someone who likes to dress up like Jesus? A cross-dresser."
"The Bible is Christianity's Terms of Service. Nobody actually reads it, but as long as u agree to everything in it, u can use the Heaven app"
"I wondered where my boomerang had gone. Then it came back to me"
"What do you call a homosexuals hand when he masturbates? What do you call a homosexuals palm when he masturbates? His right-hand man....."
"How does every racist joke start? By looking over your shoulder"
"What does a vulture bring with him on the airplane? His carrion bag."
"I just heard the first song made by artificial intelligence You could say it was a real Siri-nade"
"""i am trapped in a loveless marriage help me obi-wan you're my only hope"" ""use divorce, luke"""
"If you're reading this.. then you are not Floyd Mayweather."