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Joke of the Day
"Whats got two legs and bleeds? Half a dog!"
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"My wife nominated me to do the ice bucket challenge. I'm a little confused. Has anyone else been asked to hold a toaster at the same time?"
"This specimen cup tastes like Coors Light."
"Can you cover for me/ I missed my shift."
"IamA PC user who bought winrar AMA"
"A scientist and an engineer walk into a bar... The scientist says ""I'll have some H2O."" The engineer says ""I'll have H2O, too."" The engineer dies."
"Where did the amino acid go to church? The cysteine chapel."
"""We like our beer the way we like our violence..."" ""Domestic"" -Stolen from a part of a Bill Burr skit. It apparently upset some easily offended people when they saw it at a bar"
"My kids are in Karate class and I'm just sitting here thinking that I could kick the shit out of half these 6 year olds."
"I had just stuck my wiener into some golden buns when I realized... I forgot a condiment."