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Joke of the Day
"Whats got two legs and bleeds? Half a dog!"
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"how to you put a big buffalo in a freezer???? ZZZZzzzzz dont think it cannot happen just say NO"
"Why doesn't the veteran have a blow-up sex doll? Because of the flashbacks."
"Why does Spider-Man only drink Kool-aid? Because with grape powder comes great responsibility."
"What's the most important part of a Taliban joke? The execution!"
"As I basted the turkey, I swear I heard it say ""just not in my hair"""
"Remember the guy who played in the deer hunter, and pulp fiction? Christopher something or other... Anyway, I heard that he's opening a new hospital. They're calling it the Walken clinic."
"I'll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly"
"What's black and never works? Decaffeinated coffee"
"Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on the broom!...haha"