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Joke of the Day
"I love the metric system. It's the best by an absolute 1.6km"
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"A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure."
"Why do computer teachers never get sick? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away."
"What did the seamen say to his friend? It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head."
"If Pobelter played tibia... ...his char would be called Probolter."
"Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..? he was tired of coffin."
"[taking atendance] teacher: jimmy jimmy: here teacher: susie susie: here teacher: (sighs) omnipresemt sentinel omnipresent sentinel: always"
"Nuts nsfw What's nuts on the wall? Walnut What's nuts on a chest? Chestnut What's nuts on your chin? MY DICK IN YOUR MOUTH"
"The one huge advantage of being dumb ... you never overthink things."
"What do you say to a guy with kidney stones? Urine trouble."