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Joke of the Day

"Why should Rihanna date the Edmonton Oilers? Because they don't beat anybody."

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chamber."

"Three Muslims walk into a bar... They get shot, because Islam forbids the consumption of alcohol."

"Procrastination is a dish best served eventually."

"What do you call Muslims on a Plane? PASSENGERS!"

"I think gallows humor is gaining popularity. Then again, I wouldn't know. I'm always out of the loop."

"What's gray and comes in quarts? An elephant."

"Why is it difficult to explain puns to kleptomaniacs? Because they take everything literally."

"I saw an all frog production of Frozen yesterday... It was toad-aly cool!"

"Do you know about the constantly airborne bird species native to Holland? It Netherlands."