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Joke of the Day
"I'm thinking of becoming a gynecologist....i hear there's plenty of openings."
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"Acupuncture for weight loss huh? I've had little pricks before, and they never helped me work off any pounds."
"A steak pun is a rare medium well done"
"I wish robot servants were affordable already."
"When the audio cuts out at the end of a newscast and the anchors start chit-chatting I like to pretend it's about my surprise party."
"What kind of jokes does a mute clown tell? Dumb ones!"
"Sorry, I can't make it. Can't find my ""goin out"" sweatpants."
"Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink."
"What's the best way to kill a one-legged fox? You make him run across Canada..."
"The most attractive thing about you is your gravity."