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"Went out with a blind girl last night A blind girl was jerking me off last night, and told me I had the biggest dick she's ever felt. I told her she was pulling my leg."
"Someone knocked at my door asking if I would like to donate to the children's home so I just chucked him a few kids"
"Open bottle, allow it to breathe. If it does not look like it's breathing, give it mouth to mouth -Beer"
"What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable ? The wheelchair"
"I like to scream ""YOURE MAKING A SCENE!"" Whenever someone asks me for directions."
"I told my redneck uncle how I learned about the five pillars of Islam. He said Muslims must all be a bunch of pansies. Just one pillar has always been enough for him, and he sleeps just fine!"
"Who is Hitlers worst nightmare? Kike Tyson."
"I have no time for stupid people But they sure do have time for me."
"Arguing with guy at the bar and he claimed Wikipedia was an unreliable source, suggesting instead that I listen to him, a drunk guy at a bar"