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Joke of the Day

"How do you get a Baby in a bowl? How do you get it out? How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? ""With nachos."

"A son says to his father... A son says to his father ""Dad, I forget. Am I awesome or fantastic?"" The father replies ""No son, you're autistic."""

"Why did the calendar give up on life? Because he felt his days were numbered."

"What did that car driver die of?"

"What do you call a bee from US? USB"

"It's hard to be naked and baked without wondering why the two words don't rhyme."

"What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it? An empty toilet paper roll."

"What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body? Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)"

"Two sowing machines are sitting in a bar.. And one says, *""Are you a singer?""* Then the other replies, *""Why? Janome?""*"

"stereotypes are like black people not to be trusted"