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Joke of the Day

"Hear toddler having meltdown at Target Me: Parents should control their kids! Cashier: Isn't she yours? Me: C: I saw her come in with you."

"Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse... but it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom"

"*knocks on bathroom stall wall* Forgive me father, for I have sinned. ""Huh? What?"" It's been 3 days since my last- [sound of diarrhea]"

"There are several factors when talking about the meaning of life. 2, 3, and 7"

"Do you remember when your grandma was younger? Neither does she."

"Two condoms are walking down a street. A gay bar appears. One condom says, ""Hey, wanna get shitfaced?"""

"What did God say when he made black people? ""Ah, shit. A burnt batch."""

"What do you call the useless skin around the vagina? The woman"

"What's the only thing working out at the gym? The business plan."

"""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologize"" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral."