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Joke of the Day

"""Mom, what does married mean?"" Taking naps together ""Daddy naps with his secretary are they married?"" No, that means he's getting divorced"

"Girl are you a dinosaur? Cuz jurassic."

"I let an AT&T Customer Service Representative call me Brenda for a half hour because I was too embarrassed to correct him"

"My Valentine is like the square root of -100... A 10, but imaginary"

"I think that being a Lone Wolf is the coolest thing ever yeah.. except at the annual wolf picnic when you don't have a partner for the wolf hill barrel races."

"With hindsight, answering the door with one unshaven leg, one dripping with blood & radioheads ""creep"" blaring out probably didn't help."

"- You got so drunk last night, you were dancing on the table in your underwear!! - Me? In my underwear? You must have left early."

"Masturbation is like procrastination... ...in the end you're just fucking yourself"

"What do Apple and Blackberry have in common? Neither one has Jobs."

"How many Spanish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just Juan."