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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brendan ! Brendan who ? Brendan an ear to what I have to say !"
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"When my robot left me for Africa I had to ask why. ""Why are you moving there?"" ""Because! Botswana! Duh"""
"Another knee-slapper by my 8 year old brother. Which president likes doing laundry? George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart."
"Why is the moon like a dollar? It has four quarters."
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"I stopped trying to keep up with the Kardashians. I'm too out of shape."