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Joke of the Day
"High-Speed Rail in the US."
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"(Not a joke) The Aristocrats I'm sure all of you had different forms or variations of The Aristocrats, but what's the best one you guys have heard?"
"What do you call a religious termite in Hungary? Buddha-pest"
"Have you ever eaten African food... Neither have they"
"[birdwatching] Ah, let us behold the majesty of the Bald eagle. And let us acknowledge the social awkwardness of the Combover eagle."
"She: I love movies where you need a tissue at the end Him: So do I"
"Before I rush off to the bathroom to pee, I just wanted to tell you what a good friend you are to me. On a scale from 1 to 10... *urinate*"
"*Busts through Kool-aid mans wall* Kool-aid man: Not cool. What I do is fake. This is our home Me: I'm sorr... *A sippy cup starts crying*"
"What is the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The other is a great year."
"I asked my grandma what she wanted for Christmas & all she said was ""a race war"" (??)"