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Joke of the Day

"Jesus walks into a bar... orders a glass of tap water."

"There's a chef that doesn't bother putting gloves on before prepping his food Now he's got a lot more thyme on his hands."

"Even crazier than posting photos of your food, is what you actually look like hovering over your meal snapping pictures."

"What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Taking her out of the wheelchair and putting her into bed."

"I don't know about you guys, but I think Jesus would definitely have had a hard time paying for my sins on a carpenters salary."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill with a dollar and a quarter Jill came down with $2.50"

"What's pink and hard? The Financial Times crossword puzzle"

"How do fish make calls? On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one...."

"What is the hardest part about firing a black man? Waiting for him to show up."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7...another ending Because 7 was a black man"