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Joke of the Day

"How do fish make calls? On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one...."

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"[WARNING: RACIST JOKE] What do you call a jew with a gasmask? A spoilsport."
"Well, well, well. Looks like I may have a lawsuit on my hands: a gynecologist refused to treat me, and I'm pretty sure it's because I'm gay."
"how many months have 28 days in them . All of them."
"What do you call a funny jar of sauce Lmayo"
"Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player? Because he Toots Uncommon."
"Round the Mountain by Sheelagh B. Cummin"
"Trump & Hillary are on a boat. The boat sinks, who survives? The United States."
"I've got a ""bun"" (baby) in the ""oven"" (oven)"
"Fucking a mannequin is not an excuse to tell your friends you're banging a model."
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