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Joke of the Day
"Why was 6 afraid of 7...another ending Because 7 was a black man"
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"You guys are so selfish, only think about yourselves, not important stuff. Who the FUCK is going to narrate Morgan Freemans life? WHO?!"
"What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese? That's no whey to go through life, son."
"A bear walks into a bar the bartender said ""What would you like?"" and the bear said ""I want... a beer please"" then the bartender said ""Why the big paws??"""
"I just spent fifteen minutes wondering how mermaids poop in case anyone out there is looking for a best friend or arch nemesis or something."
"A sadist doctor keeps his stethoscope in a fridge"
"Have you heard about one direction? It looks they took different directions"
"What does a nosy chili pepper do? Gets jalapeno business"
"Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm? So that they can say they liked it before it was cool."
"What's your favorite game if you wear a turban? Hide-and-Sikh"