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Joke of the Day

"I don't know how I'm going to get out of bed tomorrow now that I live in a world without Cecil the Lion."

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"Just witnessed the shortest ever dispute in court about a guy who supposedly stole a woman's bag. It was a briefcase."
"2015 twilight zone episode abt me wanting to get jacked so my clothes fit better but then I get so jacked they look too tight and weird"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Baby ! Baby who ? Baby love my baby love.... !"
"What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business!"
"So I went to my Dr. and said I needed something for my joints... He handed me a lighter"
"<at a baptism> *leans over* Me:What's the WiFi password? Him:Jesus Christ, dude! Me:That makes sense....is it case sensitive?"
"Hey, companies. No one has their confirmation number. You're the company, you do the work."
"Ever hear the one about the ""gay moon""? My son made this up and told it to me today. Look mom it's the ""gay moon"". Why are you calling the sun ""gay moon""? Because it is FLAAAAMINGGG!"
"Hired a gardener today and gave him a list of things to do. When I got back home he'd only done tasks 1,3 &amp; 5. Turns out he's an odd job man."
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