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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Baby ! Baby who ? Baby love my baby love.... !"

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"They say ""pick your battles"", so today Oreos win."
"What did the polygamist horse get on his wedding night? A double bridle"
"Have you heard about the new Italian radial tires? When they go flat they go ""wop wop wop!"""
"I'm pretty Gouda cheesy jokes And I bet you Swiss I had another."
"Why did the blonde starve to death? Her new phone came with a little packet in the box that said, ""Do not eat."""
"What kind of meat does a priest eat? Nun. (this one is probably a little better spoken)"
"My cat just told me to stop talking during the movie. Maybe homemade psychedelics were a bad idea"
"Yo mama's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind."
"What is the holdup on square fruit, scientists?"