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Joke of the Day

"Hey, companies. No one has their confirmation number. You're the company, you do the work."

"Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam? When the commander yelled ""GET DOWN"", they all started dancing."

"A black kid has diarrhea... ...and he runs screaming to his mom: ""Momm, momm, I am melting!!"""

"Baby Soldier: Ma'am. Your husband is MIA. Soldiers wife: *covers crying face with hands* Baby Soldier: Oh great! Now his wife is MIA too."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your dick in your girlfriends ass!"

"Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken."

"I went to a sandwich shop and ordered a pastrami sandwich, but I received a meatball marinara. Whoops, wrong sub"

"The year 2932, lines for the new iPhone are so long, many die before reaching the end. Those who do, get back in line for the next phone."

"it was hard being a teenager with the last name i mean stalk one guy and you're for the next three years"

"A blonde goes to a target And misses."