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Joke of the Day
"Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball? Because it's covered with horsehide!"
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"What's the saddest thing about being a chicken? You only get laid once."
"The Zika virus can now be transmitted sexually. Luckily, most of you have nothing to worry about."
"My safe word is antidisestablishmentarianism. Don't worry. I never get laid."
"What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection? No hard feelings."
"Did you hear the one about the shrimp throwing a fit? He was just being tempuramental."
"Shout out to all the frozen desserts out there. Step to me with a dessert that ain't frozen and I'll snap your damn face off"
"That amazing moment when you drop your phone but the headphones save its life."
"What do Terry Fox and Adolf Hitler have in common? Neither one of them could finish a race."
"Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper? It's a rough crowd ...Ba da bum chssh"