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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one about the shrimp throwing a fit? He was just being tempuramental."
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"What Happens if you eat Yeast and Shoe Polish ? Every morning you will RISE and SHINE."
"What do you call two skunks sixty-nining? Odor eaters."
"[Enter password: ] MyPeeeeeeeeenis [Error: password too long] *high fives my laptop right off the desk*"
"What do you do on a date with a feminist? Split the bill."
"Roses are grey, violets are grey. I'm a dog."
"Why do tectonic plates wear diapers? Because they're in continents."
"UNGRATEFUL GIRLFRIEND I swear that I have the most ungrateful girlfriend in the world. Every time I give her an orgasm.......she spits it out"
"Did you know that protons have mass? >Yes Well I didn't even know they were Catholic!"
"Why was Farmer Bob so good at his job? Because he was outstanding in his field"