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Joke of the Day
"That amazing moment when you drop your phone but the headphones save its life."
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"My girlfriend says that I've got the body of a guy half my age. Which would be a nice compliment if I wasn't 22."
"Where do trailer park miscarriages go? Out of the trash and into the garbage"
"{Thomas Edison prank call} Is your refrigerator running? ""Yes.."" YOU'RE WELCOME! *click*"
"Two antennas got married The wedding wasn't great but the reception was amazing!"
"Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September people say ""Wow is it Halloween already?"""
"Prank: if you're standing at a busy intersection light beside a guy staring at his phone take 2 steps forward & see if he walks into traffic"
"Sometimes I like to leave seafood restaurants clutching my stomach and whisper ""Don't order the fish,"" to people waiting for tables."
"If I get $1 for every racist joke.. I'd be rich enough and black people would start robbing me."
"I artificially inseminated a cow this morning! It's true! No bull!"