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Joke of the Day

"Girlfriend bugging you to get married? Propose to her in the most inappropriate place. ""I'll have the McChicken. AND YOUR HAND IN MARRIAGE!"""

"I got arrested for punching this guy at a new years eve party..... when you here an Arab counting down from ten your instincts kick in."

"So the business man turned into a priest... He talks alot about his new profit!"

"I shouldn't have plugged my iPhone into the PC at the Kitchen It's now in the sync."

"What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing about twenty-eight year olds? There's 20 of them."

"I spent two hours child-proofing my home. They still got in."

"What animals do you bring to bed? Your calves."

"Did you hear about the new show about Xi Jinping, Kim Jong Un and Vladimir Putin? It's called [Removed]"

"whats got two legs and bleeds..? Half a dog"

"The US economy That's the joke."