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Joke of the Day
"So the business man turned into a priest... He talks alot about his new profit!"
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"I didn't want to believe my father was stealing from the transportation department. But when I got home, all the signs were there."
"What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? Beef strokanoff."
"Do you know what the difference is between a joke and a dick? Girls never laugh at my jokes. :-("
"How do you stop the protests in Charlotte? Sing the nation anthem they will sit down"
"Then a guy with a rope necklace and flat brimmed hat came in and everyone felt better about their own problems."
"I get really freakin pissed off when complete strangers ask me a lot of questions. So no... the job interview didn't go very well."
"I treat my body like a temple. I fill it with crap for the afterlife..."
"Had to get sticky tape and gift tags surgically removed from my body at the hospital... Proving once again that white guys can't wrap."
"*after 7 hours in a Chinese restaurant* Me to waiter: ""Actually, do you think I could have a fork?"""