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"What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle? Optimistic"
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"Ever hear about that guy who sued the door factory? It was an open and shut case."
"Programmers How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, that's a hardware problem."
"Why do Norwegians drive Chevys? They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord."
"If you buy orange juice with ""Some Pulp,"" it's time to pick a side."
"What happens when you cross and owl with a bungee chord? My ass."
"What do you call black vegetables? Collard greens"
"Cops: ""Please step out of the car"" Me: ""I can't. I'm drunk. You get in."""
"What do you call a black pilot? You call him a pilot! you racist!"
"Imagine a buffet for the Gods... there's food for Thor."