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Joke of the Day
"For my new tattoo, I'm totally getting a chest piece of a chess piece, cause its fun to be a pun."
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"I'm so progressive, I lock the car doors when white people walk by."
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"What if Titanic was real and not just a movie? Crazy to think about"
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"The Pope quit. Meteor in Russia. Snowing in Arizona. Star Wars and Star Trek have the same director. Who the hell is playing Jumanji?"
"Nothing is as effective as homeopathy -Peter Serafinowicz"
"Seven Jewish mothers are sitting in a restaurant... and a waiter comes and asks: ''I'm sorry ladies, is *anything* all right?''"
"If a bear confronts you in the woods, make it go away by handing it a flyer for your boyfriend's band's show."