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Joke of the Day

"Seven Jewish mothers are sitting in a restaurant... and a waiter comes and asks: ''I'm sorry ladies, is *anything* all right?''"

"What do you call an origional joke on r/jokes Mine"

"She once called me bae so I had to baeurry her in my backyard.."

"Diamonds are a girl's best friend and an impoverished Sierra Leonean child laborer's worst nightmare."

"All conclusions should be drawn in crayon."

"Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is telling a lie by looking at his face? A: If his lips are moving then he's lying."

"You know what's cool? 0C"

"Would you like to hear a joke? Donald Trump"

"If you don't want to be there today, just say ""I'm just here for the food and hopefully some good commercials. Also congrats on the wedding"""

"With all this talk of making Puerto Rico the 51st state, I think we should find 2 more to make 53. One nation, indivisible."