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"Dentist Lion"
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"Reese Witherspoon was arrested Friday night. If some rag doesn't use ""REESE IS FALLING TO PIECES"" as a headline then this world is bullshit."
"A married man's prayer; Dear God, you gave me childhood, you took it away You gave me youth, you took it away. You gave me a wife.......... Its been years now... Just reminding you......"
"Where did I get my scarf? It's a CVS receipt. You love it? Oh thank you very much."
"What does a sheep in denial say? Nahhhh"
"How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb? .... Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)"
"What's an Atheist's favorite joke book? The bible. Please don't kill me for this."
"Interviewer: How do you spell Mississippi? Redneck: Which one? The river or the state?"
"What did the remote controller say to the tv? I know he turns you on but man, that guy just pushes my buttons!"
"Doctor Doctor I think I'm turning into a frog Your just playing too much croquet!"