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Joke of the Day
"Parents, what's the right age to explain to a Fox News anchor that Santa isn't real?"
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"I gotta hand it to Stephen Hawking because he can't catch."
"The most I've ever paid for sex.., Is through marriage"
"Roses are red, violets are blue.. No, wait.. Fuck, now they're black."
"Ever hear about the optimist that was getting eaten by a lion? He managed to get out of the beast, but he looked like shit."
"""The last ''Sup?'"" - cool Bible"
"An elegant man call the mailman the other day. This double oval shape organ"
"I can make you speak even MORE Irish. Say this five times fast: ""Your fork can eat jet."""
"Yeah I pee in the shower, but not while I'm in it"
"OneTwoTheee cat and UnDuTwa cat had a swimming race. OneTwoThree cat won... Because UnDuTwa cat sank. I'll see myself out."