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Joke of the Day
"Yeah I pee in the shower, but not while I'm in it"
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"My blood test results are in today. Now I have to call my ex and tell her that she has high cholesterol."
"I wrote 'WILL YOU MARRY ME?' on a balloon. However, before I could propose... -I popped the question"
"Why is a 12oz can of Coca-Cola more popular in St. Paul and Minneapolis than a 2 liter? Because it's a mini soda."
"Why was the middle aged computer sad? He had a floppy disc."
"I gave my family moving pictures for Christmas today. They were great gifs"
"Why is sex with hipsters always unsatisfying? Because they always come before it's cool."
"9 out of 10 men like girls with big boobs and the 10th guy likes the other 9 guys."
"A blonde is taking money out of an ATM, when the blonde behind her in line says, ""Ha! Ha! I know your password. It's four asterisks."" The first blonde replies, ""Ha! Ha! No it's not. It's 3862."""
"Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005? Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet."