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Joke of the Day
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"what do you call gay paramedics? First-AIDS"
"When Zelda watches porn... ...does she use adult Links?"
"Whats the difference between a man and a government bond? The bond matures."
"Today I saw two dogs make hot streamy love on the roadside. It's really hurtful to see your ex moving on so quickly."
"My exercise is primarily jumping to conclusions, stretching the truth and pushing my luck."
"Breaking news In an exclusive interview, Hitler tells our reporter that the final solution was all a big misunderstanding, he claims he said: 'I want concentrated juice'"
"Did this many people have birthdays before Facebook?"
"What's the best way to make your wife angry during sex? Call her and tell her where you are."
"A man walks into a bar and orders a Manhattan. The drink comes and he sees a piece of parsley floating in the glass. ""What in the world is this?"" The bartender says, ""Central Park."""