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Joke of the Day
"I gotta hand it to Stephen Hawking because he can't catch."
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"Men love when you kiss their neck.. Just not when they're driving And you're in the backseat. And they don't know you. Apparently."
"Stop leaving me messages. If I ever wanted to talk to you again, I wouldn't have borrowed all that money."
"Why would it be bad to be a black Jew? .....you would have stand in the back of the furnace! (Just jokes guys no hate here )"
"The girl working at Best Buy saw me checking her out. She walked up and asked me ""Do you need help?"" I replied ""No, I am just looking."""
"How Does Sean Connery Wash His Dishes? Like a Bosch!"
"a couple of bros... ""I wanna know. Which one of you is Bro Montana, and which is Terrell Browens?"""
"All-day Christmas music at work, day 4: Just Googled ""Candy cane prison shank"""
"How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two; one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning."
"Today I learned that johann Sebastian Bach was a big time gambler... It got so bad that he went baroque. Sorry..."