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Joke of the Day

"Two satellites got married the wedding was okay, but the reception was incredible!"

"What did the hookers left leg say to the right leg? Between you and me, we can make a lot of money."

"I saw two kids fighting in the elementary school playground this morning. Being the only adult around, I had to step in. They did not stand a chance."

"Sorry I tried to strengthen my immune system by asking your wife to breast feed me."

"Whatever happened to the Bob the Builder kids show? Handy Manny took his job."

"[interview] ""Describe yourself in three words."" Me: responds poorly to authority"

"My friend just told me a deep, dark secret... When he was younger, his father used to verbally abuse him, then proceed to lock him in the freezer. Jeez, that's cold."

"Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry."

"What did one autumn leaf say to another? I'm falling for you."

"(OC) What do the cops do when they get a fly infestation? Call in the swat team!"