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Joke of the Day
"Whatever happened to the Bob the Builder kids show? Handy Manny took his job."
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"Is there a shorter word for monosyllabic? Credit: Stephen Wright"
"I bought a pair of Meatloaf underwear today. On the front they say, ""I would do anything for love."" On the back, ""But I won't do that."""
"To err is human, to arr is pirate."
"The dish drainer is just my default cupboard."
"Websites never remember me :("
"@GaryDelaney: If you watch Benjamin Button backwards you won't be able to see anything as you'll be facing away from the television. -Gary Delaney"
"What's the best defense against Britney Spears? Brooke Shields."
"Life is all about perspective The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen."
"How do I love thee? Let me count the ways... Five."